Ed Wood

Ed Wood1994

Stars: Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Sarah Jessica Parker, Patricia Arquette
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 127 minutes

Edward D. Wood Jr. was an actor writer-director-producer, occasionally in drag, who combined meager bursts of talent with an undying optimism to create some of the most bizarrely memorable "B" movies to ever come out of Tinseltown. Though Wood died … more »



Weiss:
So what was the important news you couldn't tell me on the phone, again?

Ed Wood:
Well, I started thinking about how you said your movies needed to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

George Weiss:
Tits.

Ed:
No, better than that. A star!

Weiss:
Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.

Ed:
Yes — but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something!

Weiss:
Yeah. Crap with a star.

Ed:
No, something better! Something impressive. Maybe the biggest money maker you've ever had.

Weiss:
Fine, alright. You maybe right, but it doesn't frickin' matter! I can't afford a star, so what are we even talking about?

Ed:
Alright, what if I told you you could have a star for $1000?

Weiss:
Who?

[Ed holds up a photo of [Bela Lugosi]

Weiss:
Lugosi?

Ed:
Yes, Lugosi!

Weiss:
Isn't he dead?

Ed:
No, he's not dead! He lives in Baldwin Hills. I met him recently, and he really wants to be in our movie.

Weiss:
Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?

Ed:
Because he's my friend!

Weiss:
All right, fine! You can direct it. I want a script in three days. We start shooting a week from Monday.

Ed:
Oh... oh, Mister Weiss, thank you so much! You won't regret it! I won't let you down!

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