Elf2003

Buddy:
Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.

Jovie:
No way.

Buddy:
The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

Jovie:
Thanks, but I don't sing.

Buddy:
Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.

Jovie:
I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people.

Buddy:
If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.

Jovie:
Actually, there's a BIG difference.

Buddy:
No... no... no, there isn't. Wait... [Starts singing loud and off-key] I'm singing!/I'm in a store and I'm singing! [adeptly] I'm in a store and I'm singing!

Gimbel's Manager:
HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!

Buddy:
Yes, there is!

Gimbel's Manager:
No, there's not!

Buddy:
We sing all the time!

Gimbel's Manager:
No, there's not!

Buddy:
Especially when we make toys! [to Jovie] See?