Dogma1999

[Jay and Silent Bob have just saved Bethany from Azrael's minions]

Bethany:
I don't know what to say or think, except...

Jay:
That's you'll offer us sex as a reward?

Bethany:
Um... that I'd like to know who they and you are.

Jay:
I'm Jay, and this my hetero lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would have kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if I hadn't of represented.

Bethany:
Well, thanks for being out here so late. Wait... are you protesters?

Jay:
You mean those d*ckheads with the signs and the pictures of dead babies? Sh*t no! Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own goddamn business!

Bethany:
So, what are you doing hanging around?

Jay:
We're here to pick up chicks.

Bethany:
Excuse me?

Jay:
We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to f***?