Liar Liar

     

Liar Liar1997

Director: Tom Shadyac
Stars: Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Cooper, Cary Elwes
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 87 minutes

Conniving attorney Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey) is an ace in the courtroom, but his dishonesty and devotion to work ruin his relationships. His wife, Audrey (Maura Tierney), has left him for a more dependable man, and Fletcher often breaks the commit… more »


Fletcher:
You scratched my car!

Impound Guy:
Where?

Fletcher:
[showing him] Right there!

Impound Guy:
Oh. That was already there.

Fletcher:
You... you liar! You know what I'm going to do about this?

Impound Guy:
What?

Fletcher:
Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up, and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway. So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!

Impound Guy:
You've been here before, haven't ya?

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