Johnny Dangerously

Johnny Dangerously1984

Director: Amy Heckerling
Stars: Michael Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Marilu Henner, Maureen Stapleton, Peter Boyle
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 90 minutes

This dispensable 1984 comedy is a mostly humorless parody of '30s gangster movies, the kind of thing that might work reasonably well in a five-minute sketch on Saturday Night Live but which nearly beats a viewer to death over the course of a fe… more »



Tommy Kelly:
I just have one last question for you. If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!

Roman Moronie:
That's a fargin' trick question!

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