The Nightmare Before Christmas1993

Mayor:
[pulling up to the gate to Jack's house in his car in front of the instrument players who jerk awake] Morning, gents. [the Mayor goes through the gate and up the stairs to Jack's front door, humming "This is Halloween" as he goes. He walks right up to Jack's door and rings his screaming spider doorbell, still humming. There is no response. The mayor still hums placidly, then rings the screaming spider doorbell again before stopping his humming.] Jack, you home? [There is still no response. The mayor's happy face switches to his worried face and he knocks on Jack's door. His worried face switches to his happy face again] Jack, I've got the plans for next Halloween! I need to go over them with you so we can get started. [His face switches from happy to worried again] Jack, please! I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself. [He puts a bull horn to his mouth and yells up at Jack's tower] Jack, answer me! [over balances, trips, and rolls down the stairs, landing at the gate.]

Accordion Player:
He's not home.

Mayor:
Where is he?

Saxophone Player:
He hasn't been home all night. [the Mayor groans and faints]