Major Payne

     

Major Payne1995

Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott Bigelow, Joseph Blaire
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 95 minutes

Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to d… more »


Major Payne:
[Addressing the Madison Cadets] My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.

Cadets:
Boo. Booooooooo!

[Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]

Major Payne:
[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Do not attempt to valid my authority! I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline unit. From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good!

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