Major Payne

Major Payne1995

Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott Bigelow, Joseph Blaire
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 95 minutes

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[the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]

Lt. Col. at the Games:
This is unsatisfactory. I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition.

Col. Braggart:
Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance.

Lt. Col. at the Games:
That's not enough. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up.

[Just then Major Payne arrives on the scene]

Major Payne:
Ain't no need for name calling.

[Stone and Williams look at Major Payne. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]

Col. Braggart:
Major Payne, what are you doing here? I was told you were away on an important assignment.

Major Payne:
What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? I suggest we get this party started. Is that OK with you Col.?

Col. Braggart:
Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

[The Lt. Col. put his hands in his face in embarrassment, as he had hope to have disqualified Madison for the brawl with Wellington and was stopped by Major Payne]

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