Melody1971

[in the school office about to get "slippered"]

Mr. D*cks:
Now, why are you here, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Because you invited me, sir.

Mr. D*cks:
And why did I invite you, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Well, because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir.

Mr. D*cks:
Why, Ornshaw? Why?

Ornshaw:
Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir?

Mr. D*cks:
Two was it, Ornshaw... I think we'll make it four... [trying to hold his temper] ...And why do you think it's a... silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw?

Ornshaw:
Well, because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir!