Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

Scott:
Wallace! [Wallace wakes up hungover, and is still wearing his clothes from the previous night] Amazon.ca, what's the website for that?

Wallace:
[nonchalantly] "Amazon.ca".

Scott:
I have to order something really cool.

Computer:
You've got mail.

Scott:
Dude, this thing claims I have mail.

Wallace:
[sarcastically] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

Scott:
Dude, now I'm reading it.

Wallace:
[sarcastically] So happy for you.

Scott:
[reading] Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Matthew Patel, and... Blah, blah, blah, b-- Fair warning; Mano y mano, Seven evil-- Blah, blah. This is-- [alarmed] This is-- This is--

Wallace:
[yanks off sweater] What??

Scott:
This is boring. Dele-ete. [deletes e-mail. Wallace sees Scott sitting in front of the door]

Wallace:
[incredulous] Scott, are you waiting for the package you just ordered?

Scott:
Maybe.

Wallace:
It's the weekend. It won't ship until Monday at the earliest.

[doorbell rings]

Scott:
[jumps up] You were saying?

[Scott opens the door and is immediately pounced on by Knives]

Knives:
Attack hug!!

Scott:
Hey! Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.

Knives:
You don't remember? You were supposed to meet me at the bus stop a half-hour ago.

Scott:
[flatly smiling] How could I possibly forget? [Scott chuckles as Knives hugs him and laughs, and Wallace falls back into bed.]