Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

[While Ramona and Roxy fight Anime-style, Scott ducks over to Wallace]

Scott:
Wallace?

Wallace:
Uh-huh?

Scott:
This is happening, right?

Wallace:
Oh, yeah. [yelling] Kick her in the balls!

[As they continue fighting, Roxy grabs Ramona's hammer with her chain sword]

Roxy:
I'm sending you back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, you slag! [throws the hammer out of the window] Ha! [turns around, Ramona axe-kicks her in the head and she falls to the floor.]

Ramona:
I'd rather be dead than go back. He's a creep, you're a b*tch, and you all deserve each other.

Roxy:
Give it a rest, Ramona; This is a League game!

Ramona:
Meaning?

Roxy:
[stands up] Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists!

[Everyone looks at Scott expectantly]

Scott:
[nervous] Uh, I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.

Ramona:
You don't have a choice.

[Ramona grabs Scott and uses his arms and legs to fend off Roxy's attacks]

Roxy:
Fight your own battles, lazy ass! [vanishes] [seven seconds later] Lazy ass! [re-materializes, forcing Scott and Ramona apart, and punches Scott into the rafters. He falls and lands in a pile on the ground.] Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey, some sooner than others. [raises her leg in an axe kick] Your BF's about to get F'd in the B! [brings her leg down in slow-mo]

Ramona:
[voice slowed down] Her weak point's the back of her knees.

Scott:
[voice slowed down] Wait, how does that work?

Ramona:
[voice slowed down] Whenever we were making out, I would just--

Scott:
[voice slowed down] Okay, enough! [prods Roxy in the back of her knee. Roxy, overcome, gasps and, while moaning, collapses on the floor and writhes.]

Roxy:
You'll never... be able to do this... to herrr!!! [explodes into coins, thus earning Scott 4,000 points.]