Slap Shot1977

[after meeting the Hansons]

Reggie Dunlop:
You cheap son of a b*tch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!

McGrath:
I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop:
They brought their f***in' toys with 'em!

McGrath:
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

Reggie Dunlop:
They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

McGrath:
Reg... Reg, that reminds me, I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator. Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalities so he could get all by himself in the penalty box, and damned if he wouldn't, you know... [pantomimes masturbation]

Reggie Dunlop:
[disgusted] Aw, Jesus, Joe...

McGrath:
Now what was that again...? [continues masturbating gestures]