Super Troopers2001

[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]

Mac:
All right, how about "Cat Game?"

Foster:
Cat Game? What's the record?

Mac:
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

Foster:
Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]

Larry Johnson:
Sorry about the...

Foster:
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.

[the man hands him his license]

Foster:
Your registration? Hurry up meow.

[Mac ticks off two fingers]

Larry Johnson:
Sorry.

[the man laughs a little]

Foster:
Is there something funny here boy?

Larry Johnson:
Oh, no.

Foster:
Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?

[pause]

Foster:
All right meow, where were we?

Larry Johnson:
Excuse me, are you saying meow?

Foster:
Am I saying meow?

[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

Larry Johnson:
I thought...

Foster:
Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

[man laughs]

Foster:
Meow what is so damn funny?

Larry Johnson:
I could have sworn you said meow.

Foster:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[Mac is gut-busting laughing]

Foster:
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

[feigned anger]

Foster:
Do you see me eating mice?

Foster:
[Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!

Larry Johnson:
[Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.

Foster:
Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.

[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

Foster:
Not so funny meow, is it?

Foster:
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!