Liar Liar

Liar Liar1997

Director: Tom Shadyac
Stars: Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Cooper, Cary Elwes
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 87 minutes

Conniving attorney Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey) is an ace in the courtroom, but his dishonesty and devotion to work ruin his relationships. His wife, Audrey (Maura Tierney), has left him for a more dependable man, and Fletcher often breaks the commit… more »



[Fletcher is shaken by the court ruling and seeing Samantha Cole pull her children away from their father, and Mr Allen congratulating him on his performance doesn't help]

Fletcher:
Your Honor, may I please approach the bench?

Judge:
We're adjourned, Mr. Reede.

Fletcher:
Your Honor, I think we've made a big mistake.

Judge:
Mr. Reede, I am tired and very cranky.

Fletcher:
I know, but this is just... wrong, isn't it? I manipulated the system. Just because you bought it doesn't mean I'm right. It's a technicality!

Judge:
Young man, having my judgement mocked in my own court is not something I'm prepared to tolerate!

Fletcher:
Well, tell that to the kids when they're adopted by the Manson family!

Judge:
[angered] One more word outta you, Mr. Reede, and I'll hold you in contempt!

Fletcher:
I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?!

Judge:
Bailiff, take him away!

Fletcher:
[points to Mr Cole] This man is a good father, [glares at Miranda and Mr Allen] and children are not leverage! [as bailiffs manhandle him out of court] Oh, no, don't do this! l have a date to play ball with my son! I can't be late! It's my last chance! I'm Jose Canseco! I'm Jose Canseco!

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