The Mystery of Mamo1978

[Lupin, hidden behind a pillar, presents a rose for Fujiko]

Fujiko:
[gasps] Lupin. Isn't it Lupin?

Lupin:
[melodramatic] You are beautiful, Fujiko.

Fujiko:
Stop joking around, Lupin.

Lupin:
[walks out to her, wearing a formal dress suit] Don't be so cruel. The sweet nighttime breeze in Paris may have melted this cold-hearted soul of mine. [smells the rose] I thought I had elegantly transformed myself this evening.

Fujiko:
[chuckling] Looks like it. I'm not sure if it's elegantly or not.

Lupin:
Oh, sweet-smelling flower. You are a rose.

Fujiko:
You are old-fashioned.

Lupin:
The pain from your thorn is giving me pleasure, as well...because I love you.

Fujiko:
Enough with your acting. Then why don't we close our deal?

Lupin:
That's pretty cold. [throws the rose away] Actually, you have too many thorns.

Fujiko:
I'm in a hurry. [gasps] Or, Lupin, did you possibly...?

Lupin:
Don't be so hasty. Here it is.

[Fujiko’s eyes widen as Lupin presents her the Philosopher's Stone]

Fujiko:
Lupin, you did it!

[Lupin yanks the Stone away from Fujiko]

Lupin:
Hold it. Look how much more passion you show now! How disappointing. Disappointing. Really, really disappointing... I had to convince Jigen, and we endured so much to steal this. And look how you act. Or, Fujiko, are you gonna deal with someone else? Well, I promised not to ask why. So you need to keep your promise to go out with me.