Office Christmas Party2016

Jeremy:
Mary just f***ing cited me! Okay? I thought this was a party. If I want to dick tap Alan, I'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! Never not funny!

Josh:
[tries to shoo him away] Okay, off you go.

Jeremy:
She is like a poisonous f***ing cloud of sh*t gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my f***ing hemorrhoids throb! I want that on the record!

Josh:
It is.

[Jeremy leaves]

Walter Davis:
He's in customer service?

Josh:
Yeah. He's much better on the phone.