Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Dean:
Look at this poster. Velvet is f***ing huge in it.

Chase:
Yeah, and his hair's covering my face, man.

Gary Bunda:
Who is Velvet?

Chase:
The Velvet Lurker. Who do you think?

Gary Bunda:
The Velvet Lurker?

Dean:
We had several nicknames for him. Style-Cramper...Cock-Blocker...Lord of Dorkness.

Dean:
Everytime you'd turn around, he'd be doing that dorky dance.

Blaze:
Hey, you remember we used to always put that fog machine in his face?

Dean:
I told him Rudy lost his favorite pick in the toilet, and then he went right in for it.

Chase:
And somehow he came out of there with a pick.

Dean:
We had to fake our breakup. It's the only way we could get him to leave.

Gary Bunda:
You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. He hears everything. He could be a bee in a room. He could be me. I could be him.

Chase:
What's he gonna do?

Gary Bunda:
He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! He did it to me. Twice! On my birthday as a present.