Saul of the Mole Men2007

[Many people and creatures of the Mole Man created their own campaign video]

Mole Men #1:
So, what do you make about all this election business?

Mole Men #2:
It's confusing. There so many choices.

Mole Men #1:
If only there was someone who talked like you and me.

Clancy:
Hi. I am Clancy Burrows, and I talk like you and me. I talk about family, digging, and old-time religion. Isn't that enough?

Bertrum:
No, it's not enough, Clancy Burrows! Mole men deserve a king with new ideas and plans, ideas for a revitalized downtown...

[shows the Mole men where they transport places with hamster tubes]

Bertrum:
Ideas to tackle our crippling social issues...

[shows the Mole men being put in a meat grinder]

Bertrum:
Idead to address immigration reform...

[shows Saul, Johnny, and Robot stranded in a dark area while someone filming them]

Bertrum:
...and an idea so big, I refuse to divulge it until after the election!

[shows Clancy confused at a big question mark]

Bertrum:
Do you hear that, Clancy Burrows?! It's the sound of new plans and ideas! Or maybe you can't hear it...because you are deaf!

Announcer:
The floating pancake says he won't raise taxes to rebuild the village. The floating pancake is a liar.

Chinacula:
I'm Chinacula, and I approve this message.

Saul:
You vicious mole-men troglodytes have to stop digging those rocks. What you're doing is wrong! Dead wrong! So vote for me, Saul Malone.

Robot:
[sarcastic] Wow.

Saul:
You liked it, huh?

Robot:
[sarcastic] Wow.

Saul:
The election is as good as mine.

Johnny Tambourine:
I'm going to vote for that Bertrum chap. He's the only one tough enough to stand up to the immigrants.

Robot:
[surprised] Wow!