Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
[to Eddie] I've been watching you since the late '70s, just walking around here with your head up your ass. But today, you showed me you got what it takes to be a demon. Eddie, these are yours.

Eddie:
Oh, thank you, sir!

Troy:
Uh, sir, those are my horns. I-I put my initials on them.

Satan:
And Troy is excelling in our torture program. Which is why I'm giving you my Tortured of the Month Award. Eddie, I want you to give Troy his, uh, his trophy. And I've got some lube and some instructions here on how to insert it.

Troy:
Sir, that's not lube, that's sand.

Eddie:
Is this really happening? Hey, Troy, you know I didn't ask for this.

Gary Bunda:
You're going to Hollywood!