Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Gary Bunda:
Here are your eyeballs.

Audience:
[groans]

Gary Bunda:
I feel terrible about myself. I always wanted to see life through the eyes of a child, but this is ridiculous.

Audience:
[not amused]

Satan:
Yeah, sorry, buddy. After this whole child-eye thing, your character's just not testing well with audiences.

Gary Bunda:
I got like, 15 seasons left in me.

Satan:
[reading the post comments] "He was funnier when he was fatter".

Gary Bunda:
We'll write a scene where I'm handling a puppy! Where I save a puppy from a bunch of snakes!

Satan:
What is that?

[cuts to the scene where it shows a thermostat in Satan's office that explains why Hell is freezing all over the circle]

Audience:
[laughter]

Satan:
Well, I'll be damned. It's a thermostat. Somebody must have nudged it.

[Satan turns up the temperature leaving to it's rightful place]

Satan:
[laughing] Snow is stopping.

Audience:
[laughter]

Satan:
[acting] Boy, is our electrical bill gonna go through the roof.

Audience:
[laughter]

Satan:
[to Gary] Take these and go.

[Satan gives Gary back the eyeballs]

Audience:
[applause]

Satan:
[to the Audience] The eyes have it!

Audience:
[laughter]

Gary Bunda:
That was funny. I guess Eye'll be going.

Audience:
[booing]

Gary Bunda:
That was funny.