Good Boys2019

Max:
God, I'm so f***ed. My dad's gonna kill me.

Lucas:
You had to snoop on them. You're such a feminist.

Max:
I'm not a feminist. I love women. And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents. We're all gonna get grounded. Forget Soren's party. We're f***ed. [notices Thor smiling] Why are you smiling? This is actually your fault.

Thor:
[takes out Hannah's bag, revealing that he swiped it] This is leverage. [back at Max's house, he dumps out the stuff onto the coffee table; chuckles as he holds up a tampon] Oh. Bingo!

Lucas:
What is it?

Thor:
I have no idea.

Max:
That's a tampon.

Lucas:
What's it for?

Max:
Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. And eighth-grader told me that.

Lucas:
The human body is truly a mystery. [looks at a jar of chewable vitamins] Can't believe they still eat these chewables. The gummies are so much better.

Thor:
I like the chewables. I want one.