Home Alone 42002

Peter:
Kevin, what happened?

Kevin:
It wasn't me. It was the burglars.

Peter:
The burglars?

Kevin:
Yeah, and I recognized the one guy, Marv. Did I ever tell you about him? Well, that's another story. But the point is, they were gonna rip off your house!

Natalie:
So you chose instead to trash it?

Kevin:
No, I was trying to protect it!

Natalie:
By trashing it?

Prescott:
What in the name of...?

Kevin:
Hey, why didn't you come when I was calling you?

Natalie:
Prescott, were you aware of any burglars here today?

Prescott:
Burglars? No, ma'am. All the alarms were on as usual.

Kevin:
Well, maybe they turned them off. They had one of these, you know.

Prescott:
I saw no intruders, and except for... beg your pardon, ma'am, the briefest of all bathroom breaks, my eyes were on the monitors at all times. How one child could do so much damage in the time it took me to... Well, it's quite beyond me.

Kevin:
It wasn't me!

Prescott:
Well, there was no one else here!

Kevin:
He's lying!?

Prescott:
I am not!

Kevin:
Are too!

Prescott:
Am not!

Kevin:
Are too!

Prescott:
With all due respect, sir, I did see Master Kevin playing with the devices as if the house were a big toy. The only hooligan here today was your son.