Puss in Boots: The Last Wish2022

[They walk trough pocket Full of Posies in the Dark forest]

Kitty:
Why are you so ridiculous, dog? What's your story?

Perrito:
My story? Oh, it's actually very funny story. Back when I was a pup, me and my littermates lived with a family, a family full of pranksters, who liked to play hide-and-seek and I was always it! "Pick on the little guy", am I right? [smells rose] They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster. [Chuckles] No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them! So, one day, they get creative and they put me in a sock, with the rock in it! [Laughs] And then throw me in a river! I gnawed a hole in the sock and I swam to the surface!

[Perrito laughs and rolls on the ground while Puss and Kitty look to each other with shock]

Perrito:
Never found them or my littermates, so I guess I'm still it! [Laughs]

Kitty:
Wow, that is the saddest funny story I've ever heard.

Perrito:
Well, jokes's on them. That sock they put me in, I grew into it! So, I got a great story and a free sweater out of it! Win! Win!

Kitty:
Dude, you didn't win! You of all people should have a wish.

Perrito:
I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends. I got everything I could wish for. No magic required. [smiles]