Puss in Boots: The Last Wish2022

Puss:
You know what?! You guys are jerks! Which is very conflicting for me! I'll find my own way out! Adios! [turns to leave]

Puss's Fifth Life:
Oh, you think you are better than us?! Without us, you will always live a life of...

Death:
[enters the scene] Fear.

Puss:
[shocked] You?

Death:
I do love the smell of fear. It's intoxicating.

Puss's Third Life:
[hiccups] It is?

Death:
Sorry to crash the party with your past lives, or your past deaths, as I like to call them. I was there to witness all of them. Each. Frivolous. End. But you didn't even notice me, because "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death", right? But you're not laughing now.

Puss:
You are no bounty hunter. You are...

Death:
Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm Death, straight up. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.

Puss:
But... I'm still alive!

Death:
[chuckles] You know... I'm not a cat person. I find the very idea of nine lives absurd. And you didn't value any of them. So, why don't I do us both a favor and take this last one now?

Puss's Second Life:
That's cheating!

Death:
Shh, don't tell.

Puss's Seventh Life:
Run, Puss in Boots! Make the wish!

[Puss shrieks and starts running]

Death:
Go ahead, run for it. Makes it more fun for me. [growls, starts chasing Puss]