Rango2011

Spoons:
: Hey there, fruit-cup. You're a long ways from home, ain't ya? Who exactly are you?

[Rango notices his reflection distorted in the bar's dirty mirror, and the words "Hecho en Durango" stamped on a bottle of cactus juice he is holding.]

Rango:
[internal monologue] Who am I? I could be anyone.'’ [his thumb covers the words, only showing "Rango".]

Spoons:
What's the matter, you missing your mama's mangoes?

Rango:
[enboldened.] As a matter of fact, I am. [slams bottle down, and whirls on Spoons] But not as much as your DADDY'S COOKING!

[Bar patrons gasp.]

Spoons:
[thrown-off by Rango's statement] Exactly where did you say you were from?

Rango:
Me...? I-I'm from the West! Out there, beyond the horizon, past the sunset. The Far West. [begins strutting around the bar.] Yeah, that's right, hombres. The place I come from, we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite. [snags a patron's toothpick with his tongue.] Then we salt 'im, then we pepper 'im, then we braise 'im in clarified butter... [takes a gopher's stetson] And then... we eat him.

Gopher:
Ya eat 'im?

Rango:
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! I've seen things'll make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions! You spend 3 days in a horse carcass living off your own juices - it'll change a man. Oh yeah. [acccidentally sends a shuffled deck of cards flying] Got a few extra aces in this deck, gents - just the way I like it. So no, my hairsome little rodent friend, I am not from around these parts. You might say I'm from everywhere there's trouble brewin' and Hell waitin' to be raised. You could say I'm what Hell's already raised up. Name's... RANGO.

Elbows:
Hey, are you that guy who killed them Jenkins brothers?

Rango:
Uh-huh, killed them with 1 bullet. Don't get no deader.

Elgin:
All 7 of them...?

Rango:
[nervously] That's right, all 7 of them.

Waffles:
Exactly, how did you that, Mr. Rango?

Rango:
You know, I'm glad you asked me that. And I'll be happy to tell you how, but your all gonna have to listen up! Because this is where it gets... complicated.