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Waffles:
Impossible.

Beans:
It can't be. It's empty.

Gopher:
There's no water!

Balthazar:
No water?! Then what the heck were we fightin' for?

Rango:
Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!

Jedidiah:
Hey, I think that there fella in the pretty dress is the sheriff.

Balthazar:
That's the same fella who gave us a prospecting permit?

Beans:
A what?

Rango:
[clears throat] Irrelevant! Obfuscation! You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.

Ezekiel:
Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.

Jedidiah Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.

Beans:
Then where'd you get this here jug?

Ezekiel:
[to Balthazar] That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.

Balthazar:
THEN WHY IN THE TARNATION DID YOU BRING IT HERE?! [whacks Ezekiel with his staff]

Rango:
Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?

Ezekiel:
Uh, huh! That's right!

Elgin:
Eh, I don't believe a word of him.

Buford:
Let's hang him, sheriff!

Sergeant Turley:
String 'em up!

Ambrose:
Who would dump water in the desert?

Beans:
Wouldn't be the first time.

Waffles:
It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!

Fergus:
What's goin' on, sheriff?

Rango:
I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts. [to Balthazar] You and your kin are coming with me.