Shrek2001

[The angry mob stops. Warily they parts the bushes in front of them and we see that they are right outside Shrek's house. One steps forward determinedly]

Villager #1:
[sotto] Think it's in here.

Villager #2:
[sotto; intense] All right. Let's get it!

[Another villager looks alarmed and reaches out, grabbing the first and stopping him]

Chris:
Whoa! Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you?

[A third villager pipes in]

Mike:
[forboding] Yeah. It'll grind your bones for its bread.

[The other villagers all stare at him bewildered]

Shrek:
[brightly, laughing] Yes. Well, actually, that would be a giant.

[The villagers hear the new voice and spin around. Shrek is standing nonchalantly behind them, he advances on them as he speaks, getting more intense and terrifying as he does. They back away frightened]

Villagers:
No!

Shrek:
[starts nonchalant and build] Now ogres-- Oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

[Villager James leaps forward bravely waving the torch in front of him]

James:
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

[Shrek leans away, avoiding the torch and watching the man with casual indifference. When the Villager is done with waving, he holds the torch threateningly in front of him. Shrek moistens his thumb and forefinger and reaching forward, snuffs out the torch. The villagers stand stunned for a moment]

James:
Right.

[Shrek huge long roar. Simultaneously the Villagers screw their eyes closed and scream for all they're worth. The villagers huge long scream. Their scream outlasts Shrek's roar and Shrek ponders them for a moments]

Shrek:
[whispers] This is the part where you runs away.

[They all run as fast as they can. We cut in close of Shrek as he watches them go. He chuckles to himself]

Shrek:
And stay out!

[Shrek suddenly notices a small flyer that the Villagers have left behind. He picks it up and reads it]

Shrek:
"Wanted. Fairytale creatures."

[He tosses it into the ground and heads back into his house]