Shrek2001

Donkey:
[looks at a hovel] Whoa, look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek:
That would be my home.

Donkey:
Oh, and it is lovely! Y'know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. [looks at a boulder] I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. [eyes the KEEP OUT signs surrounding Shrek's home] I guess you don't, uh, entertain much, do you?

Shrek:
I like my privacy.

Donkey:
Y'know, I do, too! That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give 'em a hint and they won't leave, then there's that big awkward silence, you know... [silence ensues] ...Can I stay wit you?

Shrek:
Uh, what?

Donkey:
Can I stay wit you... please?

Shrek:
[sarcastically] Of course!

Donkey:
Really?

Shrek:
No.

Donkey:
Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak, Shrek! [slight pauses; Shrek gives Donkey a look] Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay! Please, please!

Shrek:
Okay! Okay. But one night only.

Donkey:
Ah, thank you! [runs to the chair inside]

Shrek:
Ahh! What are you doing?! No, no!

Donkey:
This is gon' be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', [pauses for a few 2nds] I'm makin' waffles!

Shrek:
Drrr'ohh!

Donkey:
Where do, uh, I sleep?

Shrek:
Outside!

Donkey:
[pauses; shocked] Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.