Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Gary Bunda:
[weak british accent] 'Ello there governor! It's lovely to see you at the top of me patrol! One lump or two there? [laughs]

[Gary puts a testicle into Satan's cup]

Gary Bunda:
You touched it!

Satan:
What is this?

Gary Bunda:
Okay, so this guy comes up to me and he said, I would give my left nut to be famous. So guess what I did?

Gary Bunda:
[said in unison] I took his left nut.

Satan:
[said in unison] You took his left nut. Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
The Devil's bargain! It's irony.

Satan:
No, Gary, that -- That's just a straight up trade.

Gary Bunda:
No.

Satan:
Yeah. An ironic twist would be if you made him famous but only as a guy who got his left nut stuck in a blender or something.

Gary Bunda:
That's not a skill to just put your nut in a blender. I made him a famous singer.

Satan:
Uh -- A castrati? Okay, good. See, that's -- That's ironic.

Gary Bunda:
No. I made him a bass. He's an Oak Ridge Boy now.

Satan:
Did -- Did you at least get his soul?

Gary Bunda:
No.

Satan:
No. Okay.

Gary Bunda:
I took his left nut! But technically, I -- I took his -- My left -- His right -- Took his right nut. So that's double ironic.

[a severed arm falls off from Gary's pants]

Satan:
What -- What is that? Behind you.

Gary Bunda:
Nothing.

Satan:
Someone said they'd give their right arm for something, didn't they?

Gary Bunda:
To pass geometry.

Satan:
That's it! We're having a class.