Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Gary comes back from getting his tiny foot fixed to reveal Archie as a fraud]

Gary Bunda:
You son of a b*tch! I know exactly who you are. You tried to trick me, MC Feets of Strength!

Archie Shoemaker:
Shh! Shh!

Gary Bunda:
Your real name!

Archie Shoemaker:
Gary, let's take a walk together, shall we? Just walk this way.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe I'm having a hard time walking, because you drilled holes in my feet so you can f*** them!

Archie Shoemaker:
[drops the act] Alright, I made it all up, okay, man? I started improvising a little bit, next thing I know, I accidently started a religion! I tried the music thing, but people just weren't into feet as they were into giant, gross butts.

Gary Bunda:
Number one, it was a bad rap. Number two, butts are not gross. You are gross. Feet are gross. But why did you have them kill themselves?

Archie Shoemaker:
Three letters -- I.R.S., man. They were after me, up my ass for back taxes.

Gary Bunda:
How did I fall for something so stupid?

Archie Shoemaker:
I do not know that.