Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
What the hell is going on here?!

[Gary and Troy gets back to torturing Eddie with staplers and ropes]

Satan:
Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop. Eddie, you in any pain over there?

Eddie:
Wah-wah. [imitating a sad trombone sound effect]

Satan:
Yeah, what's...what is this?

Gary Bunda:
We put a bunch of rocks up his a**hole, but the thing is is that his a**hole is just...like this, and it's like a volcano top.

Troy:
Yeah, we've been having to improvise. We've been using, like, office supplies and stuff. We're -- We're completely out of ball clamps.

Satan:
Why don't you just go buy more?

Gary Bunda:
Um, how would we...

Troy:
I don't think we knew we could...

Gary & Troy:
Where would we do that?

Satan:
Suffer-Con. It's a convention of the latest tortures. This weekend in San Diablo.

Gary Bunda:
[surprised] San Diablo!

Troy:
Whoo!

Satan:
And, uh, Eddie, come on down. You go with 'em. I want you to try the clamps on your balls, make sure they're painful. Have fun. Bon voyage!

Gary, Troy, and Eddie:
ROAD TRIP!

[Eddie's butt suddenly pulls out rocks from his bottom]

Troy:
Those aren't the rocks we put in there.