Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
You know, when Gary and I hatched this crazy idea to write a "Fried Alive" script, we decided we wanted to do something fresh and original, but with that classic Rudy feel. So, uh...put your thinking caps on, just start throwing ideas at us.

Gary Bunda:
See, as long as all the ideas take place with Rudy having access to a fryer so all of the action of the film happens inside of a diner.

Ashley:
Okay, I think it could be, maybe, scarier if he, like, could leave the diner, get out of his element, and, like, see if he could...get people--

Satan:
I think...

Gary Bunda:
No. No. Uh, Rudy lives in the diner. He lives behind the fryer. Um, and who are you?

Ashley:
I'm Ashley, and I will say, Satan, even though women are 50% of the population, I am thrilled to be one-sixth of this writers' room.

Gary Bunda:
I have never met you before.

Satan:
Well, technically you're one-seventh of the writers' room. Don't forget about Johnny.

Johnny:
[humming a tune]

Satan:
What's going on there, Johnny?

Johnny:
I'm writing the theme music in my mind -- Theme music. [resumes humming]