China, Il2011

Frank:
We're gonna be on the History Channel! [laughs] We are cinderellas!

Steve:
Finally, I'll be the expert on TV.

Frank:
Yeah! We'll be rich! And just in time! The bank sent this letter saying I'm going to Debtors' Prison. [whispers excitedly] Scary!

Pony:
It's just cable. They're not gonna pay you that much.

Frank:
Nah, see, once America gets a taste, they'll demand we get our own show.

Pony:
Frank, no one would possibly give you a show.

[cuts to the next scene where the news crew stops by at China, Il university]

Female News Reporter:
I'm gonna give these guys their own show. No one else believes in them at the History Channel, but once we get them on this Reagan special, America will demand it.