China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Steve and Frank died temporarily to find out what happened to Ghost Harold]

Steve Smith:
Hey, hippie, have you seen Harold the Professor?

Old Yeller:
Harold, huh? I thought he was on Earth, looking for some gay dude.

Frank Smith:
Yeah, that's me. Where are all the people?

Old Yeller:
Well, most people are in hell. Then a ton more are in Worker Heaven. Let us look back a few hours here.

[Old Yeller spins the time pond to where it shows Crystal and his friend digging up a grave for Harold's dead body]

Steve Smith:
Crystal. Where'd she get that laser?

[the time pond shows Crystal bribing money to Baby Cakes for the ghost trapping laser]

Frank Smith:
Baby Cakes?!

Steve Smith:
Benedict Arnold.

[Steve and Frank went back to the real world, after being flatlined]

Steve Smith:
WHY DID YOU SIDE WITH CRYSTAL?!

Baby Cakes:
So I could buy all the Adult Scout Cookies and save history.

Steve Smith:
We already saved it, and then you just ruined it again.

[Baby Cakes bribes Steve with money]

Steve Smith:
Don't help.

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