China, Il2011

Sammy:
Why can't I represent the history department at Oktoberfest?

Frank Smith:
Oh, I wish I could, too, but Steve is considerably cooler than us.

Sammy:
Rubbish. All he does is snip them plants into cones now.

Steve Smith:
[chuckling] Sammy, I have had a few books published.

Baby Cakes:
And I have f***ed a few dragons.

Sammy:
I hear dragons screw really well, actually.

Baby Cakes:
Well, you heard right, lady.

Sammy:
But a dragon got nothing on some of the professional ass around here. [slaps Frank's butt]

Frank Smith:
HEY! I said no, you pile.