China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Baby Cakes:
Hey, Pony, hold your arm out and I'll block it.

Pony:
Uh. no. No, Baby Cakes, stop.

Baby Cakes:
What? It's the warrior's code. You got to do it if another warrior ask you to.

Pony:
Okay, Baby Cakes, I am not a warrior. Neither are you. This is the real world. Grow up.

[Baby Cakes sees Pony and his friends in goblin vision]

Baby Cakes:
[chuckles] I can slay you.

Pony:
Look, I'm sorry, but why don't you just go find some other friends and make them fake attack you?

Baby Cakes:
My only other friend is a villain.

Frank:
You should just get on Facebook.

Steve:
No, he shouldn't. Ever since I gave up Facebook, my life has been awesome.

Frank:
[chuckling] Oh, I love it. I make all my students friend me at the beginning of every semester, and then I just hide all the guys.

Sammy:
Oh, I hide everyone. Why does every human have a band?

Frank:
On Facebook, I can take long, deep looks at people [sighs] and it's okay.

Steve:
[chuckles] Facebook just dig up sh*t in your past that your past that you'd rather not chat with.

Pony:
No, no. I think it would help him branch out. What do you say?

[Baby Cakes still sees his friends in goblin vision]

Baby Cakes:
[chuckles] I can slay you.

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