China, Il2011

Dean:
Ahh, China, Illinois Elite. Welcome to my crying game.

Mayor:
AMEN!

Special Agent Green:
Dean, in the past, you've poisoned the players and their loved ones. How do you top yourself?

Burka Lady:
Yes, last year, you had dogs chasing the idiots. It feels, well, maybe you have, uh, peaked.

Mayor:
This game here is just a dinky scavenger hunt. Where the blood?

Dean:
Friends, this year, I will give you...an action movie.

Baby Cakes:
Oh, cool. Movies are better than people. You don't have to smell who you're watching.

Dean:
Yes, this year, they will kill!

Mayor:
They won't kill. It's not like they're fighting for Barbados.

[Dean shows several maps to Barbados]

All:
Ooh. Barbados. Nice.

Baby Cakes:
What's a Barbados?