China, Il2011

[Sammy sees Pony as Sammy]

Sammy:
What on eastbound earth?

Pony:
You know, Sammy I'm a senior. I should just accept that and stop trying, because I already look like you.

Sammy:
Child, you have 60 years before you look like me. Look at my timeline.

[Sammy shows pics of herself of her timeline throughout her history which ain't that long ago]

Pony:
So, this means I'll look good until I'm 80!

Sammy:
Oh, you got it backwards. I finally started looking good *at* 80. So, step off my style.