China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Steve:
Alright, listen up. My brother's teaching with me now.

Pemsy:
Oh, this is his class, so technically you're teaching with him. OH! You're teaching as a team. I get it.

Steve:
Frank, you hate this guy as much I do?

Frank:
Yeah. F***ing little toad.

Matt Attack:
Hey, not to crimp y'all up but this class cost like $8,000, just this one, this one hour right here. So y'all gonna teach or what?

Frank:
Hot -- Hot Segue. So -- So, June 28, 1914. Archduke Ferdinand was cruising the drag in a convertible. And then...

Kim:
And then what?

Flip Flop:
Tell us the answer, b*tch! Test is tomorrow! We need that sh*t.

Steve:
If you want to know the answers, meet us in the woods in one hour. And bring $100 each, cash.

Wendeloquence:
Unh-unh. $100?

Steve:
You're already f***ed for life. What's another bucks just to make sure you pass your exams? You feel me.

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