China, Il

     

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »


Pony:
Cool. Enough for a bus to Hollywood. Costner equals money, and money equals staying in school.

[Pony gives the security guy a passport]

Security Guy:
Is this a joke?

Pony:
Look, I just want to get back to the states, okay, mustache?

Security Guy:
This passport's probably a fake -- CGI. Look at you, you Mexican. Admit it.

Pony:
Well, yea, I'm Mexican, but, no, no, I'm American. I grew up, uh, over that fence.

[Security Guy shreds the passport]

Pony:
WHAT?!

Security Guy:
Nice try, hermana. Go back home!

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