China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Pony and Crystal punches Steve]

Pony:
What the hell happened? Where's Frank?

Steve Smith:
I don't know! I called him a hundred times! I had to take her out last night.

Crystal:
Oh, did you give her what she wanted, or...

Steve Smith:
I don't know. I-I think I pissed her off. Sh-she said it was fine, but she didn't mean it was fine.

Crystal:
Oh, I didn't think you had any issue with the whole "Blowing the client for the good of the firm" thing.

Steve Smith:
No, I didn't have to blow her or anything.

Pony:
Didn't have to blow her?! Then what was the problem?

Crystal:
We'll lose our jobs!

Sammy:
Who did not f*** that b*tch?

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