China, Il2011

[while Baby Cakes still shakes Pony, Steve saves the day]

Steve Smith:
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN?!

Baby Cakes:
I DON'T KNOW, STEVE! DAD GAVE ME A MAGAZINE! IT HAD BOOOBS ON IT! AND NOW I GOT TO SH-SHAKE STUFF!

Steve Smith:
Oh, I get it. Baby Cakes, sometimes when a man has feelings for a woman...

Baby Cakes:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND! [shakes Pony even faster]

Steve Smith:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Have you touched your penis?

Baby Cakes:
WHAT -- NO!

Steve Smith:
Shake your penis instead of shaking her!

[Baby Cakes drops Pony and shake his hand with his penis instead]

Baby Cakes:
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, this -- I never put it together! This -- Oh, this feels right! Steve, you're such a good teacher!

Professor Cakes:
[sees his own son spurting on TV] Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot to tell him to jack off with the magazine. You know, there's no room for error with this kid.