China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[while Baby Cakes still shakes Pony, Steve saves the day]

Steve:
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN?!

Baby Cakes:
I DON'T KNOW, STEVE! DAD GAVE ME A MAGAZINE! IT HAD BOOOBS ON IT! AND NOW I GOT TO SH-SHAKE STUFF!

Steve:
Oh, I get it. Baby Cakes, sometimes when a man has feelings for a woman...

Baby Cakes:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND! [shakes Pony even faster]

Steve:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Have you touched your penis?

Baby Cakes:
WHAT -- NO!

Steve:
Shake your penis instead of shaking her!

[Baby Cakes drops Pony and shake his hand with his penis instead]

Baby Cakes:
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, this -- I never put it together! This -- Oh, this feels right! Steve, you're such a good teacher!

Professor Cakes:
[sees his own son spurting on TV] Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot to tell him to jack off with the magazine. You know, there's no room for error with this kid.

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