China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Frank gets skinny]

Frank Smith:
Now, now. It's not gluten. It's not cheese. It's really simple. It's willpower.

Steve Smith:
Frank? Did you, like, lose 50 pounds?

Frank Smith:
My secret adviser pointed out what I knew all along -- I was fat.

Steve Smith:
Whoa! No, he didn't.

Frank Smith:
Oh! I gotta run! These laxatives are...really draining off the pounds.

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