Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Jon:
So, what's up? What's, uh...

Susan:
Well, I, um, I just wanted to let you know that, um, David and I are going to remove our ski masks and our vocal harmonizers for his Bar Mitzvah this weekend.

Jon:
Uh, no, you're not. What are you talking about? Are you crazy?

Susan:
Do you know what? This is end of discussion.

Jon:
There is no discussion about this...

Susan:
No. That's fine.

Jon:
...'cause you're not taking them off.

Susan:
Then -- Then we're in agreement. I will see you Saturday.

Jon:
We are not in agreement.

Susan:
Bye-bye.

Jon:
This is not gonna happen. Susan! Absolu--

[Susan leaves]

Mike:
See you at the Bar Mitzvah!

Jon:
"See you at the Bar Mitzvah"?

Mike:
What, did I say it wrong?

Jon:
Well, you said it right, Mike. How about "You know what, Susan, Jon is right -- That is a terrible idea because you'll be murdered along with your son"... instead of "See you at the Bar Mitzvah"!

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