Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



David:
Dad, can we get something to drink. I'm thirsty.

Jon:
Oh, you're thirsty? Oh, I think I know why. It's because maybe it's hot out and you have a motorcycle helmet on. So maybe you take off the helmet -- Abracadabra -- You're not thirsty anymore.

David:
No, Dad, a branch could fall out of the tree and hit me in the head and give me brain damage.

Jon:
Chris' sense of humor is gonna give you brain damage, okay? He was joking.

David:
No, Dad, he wasn't joking. You just don't like him 'cause he's taking Mom to the Bone Zone.

Mike:
[chuckles] Whoa!

Jon:
[to David] What'd you just say, mouth? What did you just say?

David:
...

Jon:
Alright, I'm gonna need five minutes with my son -- If we could get the cameras off, please? What was that? Don't keep rolling when I ask you to turn the cameras off.

Seth:
Come on. Just give it to us on-camera. It'll be great.

Jon:
F*** you! Mike?

Mike:
Calm down.

Jon:
I am calm! TURN THEM OFF! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! OFF A**HOLES! STOP IT! Hey, dick, I'm making the call.

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