Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
David:
Dad, can we get something to drink. I'm thirsty.
Jon:
Oh, you're thirsty? Oh, I think I know why. It's because maybe it's hot out and you have a motorcycle helmet on. So maybe you take off the helmet -- Abracadabra -- You're not thirsty anymore.
David:
No, Dad, a branch could fall out of the tree and hit me in the head and give me brain damage.
Jon:
Chris' sense of humor is gonna give you brain damage, okay? He was joking.
David:
No, Dad, he wasn't joking. You just don't like him 'cause he's taking Mom to the Bone Zone.
Mike:
[chuckles] Whoa!
Jon:
[to David] What'd you just say, mouth? What did you just say?
David:
...
Jon:
Alright, I'm gonna need five minutes with my son -- If we could get the cameras off, please? What was that? Don't keep rolling when I ask you to turn the cameras off.
Seth:
Come on. Just give it to us on-camera. It'll be great.
Jon:
F*** you! Mike?
Mike:
Calm down.
Jon:
I am calm! TURN THEM OFF! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! OFF A**HOLES! STOP IT! Hey, dick, I'm making the call.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 21, 2024
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