Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Rob:
Hey, who's up for some lunch? Got to tell you, I make a pretty mean cheese sandwich.

Jon:
You know what I could really go for? Some of Mike's Hallah French Toast.

Kim:
[yiddish accent] Oy. What a coincidence. I just bought this hallah. I'll go make you some french toast. Oh, and you put the meat on the dairy side of the fridge. We're Kosher now. [singing] Di-di, di-di di, di-di-di...

Jon:
Hey, if you're not gonna take this seriously, let's just drop it.

Kim:
[yiddish accent] I'm not taking it any less serious than you make me a sheet.

Jon:
Uh...excuse me?

Kim:
[yiddish accent] Oh, the sex sheet you made me.

Jon:
I didn't make that. I don't know that came from.

Kim:
[yiddish accent] I'm sure you also didn't write me this lovely note. "To Kim -- I am in anticipation of making sexual encounters with you through this jewish hole.

Jon:
No, I didn't write the card, and I didn't make the sheet. I mean, did I? Am I losing my mind? Am I in bonkers town here?

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