Delocated2008
Genre: Comedy
Rob:
Hey, who's up for some lunch? Got to tell you, I make a pretty mean cheese sandwich.
Jon:
You know what I could really go for? Some of Mike's Hallah French Toast.
Kim:
[yiddish accent] Oy. What a coincidence. I just bought this hallah. I'll go make you some french toast. Oh, and you put the meat on the dairy side of the fridge. We're Kosher now. [singing] Di-di, di-di di, di-di-di...
Jon:
Hey, if you're not gonna take this seriously, let's just drop it.
Kim:
[yiddish accent] I'm not taking it any less serious than you make me a sheet.
Jon:
Uh...excuse me?
Kim:
[yiddish accent] Oh, the sex sheet you made me.
Jon:
I didn't make that. I don't know that came from.
Kim:
[yiddish accent] I'm sure you also didn't write me this lovely note. "To Kim -- I am in anticipation of making sexual encounters with you through this jewish hole.
Jon:
No, I didn't write the card, and I didn't make the sheet. I mean, did I? Am I losing my mind? Am I in bonkers town here?
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 23, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on August 27, 2024
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