Delocated2008

[Ryan and Jon start a debate fight]

Ryan:
I'd like to point out that my opponent doesn't even own a dog. How does somebody that doesn't even own a dog expect you to believe that he has what it takes to be Dog Mayor?

Jon:
You know, my opponent likes to point out that I do not own a dog, and yet what he DOESN'T point out is that he bought his token dog just this past week.

Ryan:
Do you even own a dog?

Jon:
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Ryan:
Do you even own a dog -- Yes or no?

Jon:
No. I do not own a dog. Want to know why? It's because she was gunned down by the mob. Those heartless, gutless, animal-hating Mirminskys killed my dog, which is exactly why you want me to be Bog Mayor, 'cause I'll make sure your dog is safe.

Jon:
Is your dog safe? Is your dog safe, back there? Is your dog safe? What's to stop the mob from killing your dog? Right now. Boom. -- Gun. Boom. Your dog's dead. Machine guns. [imitates machine gun] That's the sound you're gonna hear with this guy in charge. Me -- Your dogs are safe. That's right.

Jon:
Uh, also, real quick, I do want to thank Nicky from Nicky's Grinders. That is home of the 7-foot party sub. [singing] 'Cause with one foot more, the PARTY STILL ROARS! YEAH! RAWR!