Delocated2008

[Jon calls his Dad]

Jon:
Hey, Dad. Do you have any old photos of me and Ding Dong Football? I'm doing this campaign right now, and it's sort of based on how The Mirminskys killed her.

Jon's Dad:
Jon, The Mirminskys didn't kill Ding Dong Football.

Jon:
What?

Jon's Dad:
I killed her. I hit her with my car. Your mother and I thought it would be easier on you if we just told you it was The Mirminskys.

Jon:
Dad, does anyone else know about this?

Jon's Dad:
No.

Jon:
Keep your [bleep] mouth shut about this, do you understand? You don't tell a [bleep] soul.

Jon's Dad:
What?

Jon:
Shut the [bleep] up about this.