Delocated2008

Mighty Joe Jon:
David stole a car and hit a homeless guy.

Jon:
[gasps]

Mighty Joe Jon:
The homeless guy's dead.

Jon:
What?!

Rob:
Get a 20 on Susan right now.

Jon:
I got a to call my lawyer, right?

Mighty Joe Jon:
If I was you, I'd call a teacher.

Jon:
What?

Mighty Joe Jon:
'Cause you just got schooled! PRANK! [laughs] I pranked your ass, dude!

Jon:
Yeah, you dick! Nice. Nice prank.

Mighty Joe Jon:
Dude, you should have saw the look on your face, man.

Jon:
Well, come on, man. I thought my son just killed a guy, you know? Give me a break.

Rob:
Not funny.

Jon:
What?

Rob:
That kind of screwing around isn't funny.

Jon:
It's a prank, man. Lighten up. It was funny. Pranks are hilarious. [to MJJ] This guy doesn't like pranks.

Jon:
Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. Can't flush the toilet?

Mighty Joe Jon:
If it's yellow, let it mellow.

Jon:
Right. Mr. Environment, this guy. Uh, let me drain the main vein, and we'll do this.