Delocated2008

[after Mighty Joe Jon's prank]

Kim:
Jon, honey, don't punch the window. Hey, what's going on?

Jon:
Sorry. I just -- I can't concentrate. I'm just too pissed off.

Kim:
Oh, will you get over it, Jon? It's -- It was a prank. You love pranks.

Jon:
No, see, I thought I loved pranks. And I don't. Pranks aren't funny.

Kim:
Don't lose your sense of humor. It was funny.

Jon:
It was mean, and it was malicious.

Kim:
But that's what pranks are.

Jon:
I don't even know what is real anymore, okay? Maybe everything here is a prank.

Kim:
What? Maybe what is a prank?

Jon:
My life, Kim. Maybe me witnessing the murder was a prank. Maybe they set that guy up. Maybe you coming into the rage cage was a prank. Maybe you're an actress and the network hired you to pretend you're in love with me.

Kim:
Wow! Yeah. Yeah, maybe, uh, maybe Susan was a prank.

Jon:
Maybe!

Kim:
Maybe David was a prank.

Jon:
Maybe! I don't know!

Kim:
You know what, they couldn't PAY ME enough to be with you!

Jon:
Wait. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Stop! Are you in love with me, or are you in prank with me?

Kim:
...I'm going for a walk.

Jon:
Exactly. Can't answer the question.

Kim:
That's right. [leaves]

Jon:
Exactly right!